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The Bacon Lance

Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by Altus, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. Altus

    Altus Active Member

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    Okay - not specifically motorcycle related, but c'mon -- it's bacon, flame, and MELTING METAL - how could I not pass this on??

    The Bacon Lance

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  2. stereomind

    stereomind Active Member

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    Oh noes, it's a Meatsaber!

    But seriously, what a waste of delicious bacon! :lol:
     
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  3. Kendall

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    No no no it appears you can cook lunch while working on metal.


    It is not like you can do much to bacon to make it inedible.


    Wonder if bacon would clean a set of carbs hmmm?!?!
     
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    I'm not sure about the cleaning properties of bacon, but I bet you could use it to seal those leaky carb boots 8O
     
    Flashgp, Apr 17, 2009
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    schmuckaholic Well-Known Member

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    Bacon. Is there anything it CAN'T do?
     
    schmuckaholic, Apr 18, 2009
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    chacal Moderator Moderator Supporting Vendor Premium Member

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    I don't dig on swine, pigs are not clean animals...........
     
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    Is that a nickname for a certain bodypart, Stereo? :lol:
     
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    I can tell you from working in a precooked bacon processing facility that bacon grease will eat your carbs away to nothing!!! I know that you weren't serious, but trust me, after working there for 5 years, I do not go near bacon!!! The grease actually disolves the concrete floor and leaves the agregate. The only kind of metal that it does not eat at is stainless steel. All others end up with 'cancer' very quickly.

    I do not put that stuff in my body and, no, I am not a health freak. Not even close.
     
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    but if you should have a need to get rid of a body, dump it in a hog confinement facility. They will eat the teeth. No evidence!!!
     
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    Kendall, Apr 18, 2009
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    Chacal, Bacon tastes good! Pork chops taste good! Are you saying that a pig is a filthy animal?

    I can't believe that I'm the only one that caught your reference. And now... I will smite thee with great vengance and fuuuurious anger and you will know that I am the Lord and the keeper of lost souls!


    SLJ, a.k.a. Jules.
     
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  12. chacal

    chacal Moderator Moderator Supporting Vendor Premium Member

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    Thanks! Good advice!! One of those things they just don't teach you about in public schools anymore.........
     
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    By the power of The Barbecue, the Holy Thermometer and the Science of Pathology, I hereby proclaim filthy porcine way of life inconsequential.


    Yeah, the appendix.... :mrgreen:
     
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