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Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by texasfisherdude, Jun 22, 2009.

  1. texasfisherdude

    texasfisherdude Member

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    Pinocchio

    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
    day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
    most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
    they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place !" said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
    man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
    ask him, "How did you make out?"

    " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
    greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

    After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

    "What happened?" they asked.

    "Who IS this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
     
    texasfisherdude, Jun 22, 2009
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    Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Love it!
     
    650Rigid, Jun 22, 2009
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    TheHound Active Member

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    hehehehehehehehe
     
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    pelosi = obama = $5+ per gallon
     
    kontiki, Jun 23, 2009
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    $5 a gallon could become a fond memory!
     
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    Okay, that's one to remember. XD
     
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    I seem to remember $5 gallon gas under another administration too.
     
    Great_Buffalo, Jun 27, 2009
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    Palosi does have issues though, I must agree
     
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    It reminds me of the old joke....
    If Pro is the opposite of con... what is the opposite of progress.
     
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    But you have to remember who was in control of congress. the prez only has as much power as congress gives him
     
    texasfisherdude, Jun 27, 2009
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    AWESOME JOKE!!!!!
     
    Fode140, Jun 30, 2009
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    Nice. . . . .Definition of Politics :
    "POLI" - a latin root meaning "many"
    "TICS" - basically useless bloodsuckers!
     
    TIMEtoRIDE, Jun 30, 2009
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