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Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by skeeter, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. skeeter

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    Hilarious! I wish I had the transcript of that.
     
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    Backspace/right click/save

    "It's not cheap... but I'm sure the government will buy it."
     
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    Haha, brings me back to my college days when my roomate could talk about biochemistry for 10 minutes but say absolutely nothing!
     
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    That was a mouth full. I can't believe he was able to do that with a straight face.
     
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    Schmuck, I meant the printed text of that video. (so I could use it at work)
     
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    Yes, dear, I know. I was referring to my saving that on my system so I could show it to someone at work. ;) Give me some time and I'll see what I can manage.
     
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    of course, "simply consisting of six hydrocoptic marsal veins sole fitted to the ampifaciant lunar wave shaft". Makes perfect sense!
     
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    of course, "simply consisting of six hydrocoptic marsal veins sole fitted to the ampifaciant lunar wave shaft". Makes perfect sense!
     
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    Thanks for the link, dude -- it allowed me to make a minor correction. Almost identical to the original link. In any event, here's what I've been able to come up with:

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    For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gram meters.

    Such an instrument is the Turbo Encabulator.

    Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive duractance. The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurvving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric pham.

    The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal vanes so fitted to the ambifacient lunar wayne shaft that side-fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bolloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up-end of the grammies.

    The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it's being successfully used in the operation of novortrunions. Moreover, whenever a phorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn-reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal replenoration.

    It's not cheap... but I'm sure the government will buy it.

    [unfurls a banner reading $750,000,000]

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    If you click on Alaskazzr's link, you'll see the related videos to the right -- the Rockwell version of the Turbo Encabulator apparently uses completely different principles, some derived from the Peruvian Academy of Scatological Sciences.
     
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    Nice find...
     

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