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Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by RickCoMatic, Apr 25, 2010.

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  1. RickCoMatic

    RickCoMatic Well-Known Member

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    Everybody likes to comment on photos Members submit; finding something humorous in the foreground or background that begs to have something funny said.

    Here's a National Geographic Photograph of a Harley-Davidson giving birth to another Dirt-bag.

    Your turn.
    [​IMG]
     
    RickCoMatic, Apr 25, 2010
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    "After we fix this,,,we should only ride 1 at a time" (Harley version of a clown car)
     
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    How many Harley riders does it take to change the oil?
     
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    "Collectively, these seven Harley riders have a full set of teeth."
     
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    "You boys sure that XJ parts guy said this was a universal spin-on oil filter?"
     
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    Where the h*ll is that oil leak coming from?
     
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    dang carburator fell off again guys look for the bolts that hold it on they gottra be here some where i just started it up. fred give me your lighter i cant see
     
    cutlass79500, Apr 26, 2010
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    hey guys - i think i found a spot we forgot to get chromed.
     
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    R.I.P.
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    "Someone pass me the Doo-Hickey"!
     
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    "It just the new club hazing ritual, If you pass you get the patch."
     
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    Are you guys sure the kickstand is on this side? I can see through all the oil.
     
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    "You guys lean it that way and we'll give it CPR from under here."
     
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    Hurry Tom! Another Yamaha just went by.
     
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    I don't give a DAMN what kind of wrench it is, I'm gonna use it as a hammer!!!

    skillet
     
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    "A modern Formula 1 pit crew are a team of highly skilled athletes at the peak of physical fitness. Their smooth actions and graceful movement are akin to a ballet with not a hint of wasted energy."
     
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    "I don't know how I ran over my own head guys, but hurry up and get this thing off me... this bike is heav... ooooh a peanut"
     
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    Phuqu this, I'm gettin an XJ Yammy.
     
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    "Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Harley mechanic"!
     
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    The only time a Harley ever gets leaned to the right.
     
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    After I get these traning wheels off I'm getting a real bike.
     
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    "Holy Shee-it...it says "Made in Japan"..."
     
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    "collectively all those guys still weigh less than the bike"
     
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    "Hot Dawg, wheres the dayum oil leak Gawn?" :lol:
     
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    I see the problem... The Doohickey is not connected to the thingamajig via the whatchyamacallit!!!
     
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    "There's your sign"
     
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    A little tipsy left the bike outside the club.... 30 secs more and it will be on blocks.
     
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    Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! :lol:

    Rob
     
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    " Your bottom end torque is missing "
     
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    A minute ago he had his head up his ass. What a loss.
     
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    Some great ones here LMAO!
    my presonal favs...
    Almost peed myself on that one..lol

    Classic! :D

    8O LOL :lol:
     
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    How many Harley Guys does it take to move the Pig into the Sun?, Seven....., One to hold the Bike ,while the others try to move the shadow!
     
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    Oh sweet. Found it guyss! Pass me the hack saw bob. This pesky chrome pipe is keeping my bike from hitting 140 decibles!


    TeeHee
     
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    "Kids, you're witnessing a rare sight. It'a Harley that's not in the back of a pickup truck. Don't make a sound; you'll scare it away!"
     
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    98% of all Harleys sold are still on the road today.
    The other 2% actually made it home. ;P
     
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    Now THAT'S funny!!!!!
     
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    ooo piece a candy!
     
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    OH!!! I found the problem the muffler belt fell off. while i'm down here I'll check the specs on the end line.
     
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    I see the problem now guys, the chrome has got mud on it, a quick polish and we can go back to posing.
     
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    "You say that XJ Engine will go straight in? "
     
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    "WAIT! BACK IT UP!!! MY PONY TAIL IS STUCK IN THE SPROCKET!!!"
     
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    1. Another meeting of the Harley riders support group.

    2. A group of savages fight against the odds to prevent the Harley from returning to it's natural state.

    3. the difference between a hoover vacuum and a Harley davidson is the multiple positions of the harley's dirt bag.

    4. as it never ran long enough to be registered # 187 is actually a commemorative plate marking how many miles this Harley made it before the first break down.

    5. while most motorcycles have specific instructions for the break in period, Harley Davidson has a mobile support unit for it's break down period.

    ok I'm done!

    Shaun
     
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    We'll show those XJ riders. After we get this supercharger hooked up. We Might not eat so much dust. I hope this works.
     
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    Ok, found out why this bike makes us look fat
     
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    Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are.



    Poor Frank, some XJ rider told him that he ran over his tire. H's still looking for the damage for an hour now.
     
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    Hor many harley riders does it take to change the blinker fluid?
     
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    "Drop the bike on him again"!
    "Damn, smart ass XJ rider"!
    "So, what were you saying about leaking oil"?
     
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    Harley guy one: How do you know I need to add some oil?
    Harley guy two: Cause I don't see no dang oil puddle under it anywhere's! Help me lean it over!....THERE...I see a dribble, you should be able to make it to the next gas station
     
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    your not gett'in up till you pay us
     
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    On this MONUMENTAL day in history, seven “ordinary” Harley Davidson enthusiasts discovered a “natural” solution to the world’s oil supply problem. They would harvest the oil their bikes “naturally” leaked.
     
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