Caption This Photograph !! No wagering!

You guys are so cruel... I love it!!! :twisted:

 

as a harley and Xj owner this makes me laugh and it hurts. :lol:

 

After searching high and low, the local harley club/flood control finally found the water outlet nozzel to connect the hose.

 

Guy under the bike: "Where did that Yamaha rider say the muffler bearing was?"

 

Is that right?,Disconnect the Giggling Pin from the Laughing shaft,Detach the Double Dipole Retractor Plunger,then unscrew the Ufful-fuffle gear from the Chuckle Valve.

 

"the next time you drop a contact lens you can just ride home with one eye closed."

 

Oil change. Centerstand optional---(from my friend Frank.)

 

ahhh sheeeeeeeit bawys ah found the problem, it says right here "Made in the U S of A"

(sorry couldn't resist that one)

How many posing New York lawyers does it take to start a Harley?

Y'all ahm sure ah parked mah pick up under here somewhere.....

Sheeeeeit this Harley earing is dang heavy



thats eno0ugh from me

 

Rub yur hare on it Chester, that should grease up that thar sticky shifter linkage!

 

ahahaahahaha

 

Should I say something

 

Alas, another victim of the ol' "suck start the Harley" gag.

 

dude, you didn't tell me it was blue jeans day. I wore my black jeans.

 

Boy, I sure am glad the transmission shop was only a few blocks down...We must be having good karma...

 

The only way the front wheel ever comes off the ground on a Harley....

 

filming of "Sons of Anarchy" hit some problems.

Billy bob fell to the ground in shock after noticing the small sticker that Jesse had jokingly stuck to his hawg which read "Made in Vietnam"

it leans to the right fine, so why the hell wont it lean left?

Sheeee it boys, I aint ever gonna find them damn pliers.

 

...are you sure that Yammy rider said the lean angle adjustment was down here, cuz I caint find it!

 

Looking at the feet of the guy in the black jeans:

Not even a Harley deserves to be "Wrenched on" with a pair of water pump pliers!

 

Honestly, guys, they WERE blue when I left home...

 

I had to weigh in again on this picture because of a recent experience riding behind a Harley:

"See? I told you it will lean over this far but NEVER, EVER attempt this while riding!"

The Harley rider in front of me slowed to 40 mph on a long swooping off ramp that I usually take at 70 - in my pickup.

 

Too bad you wern't in your pickup when it happened. 8O
Just kidding, those guys are known more for dragging their knuckles, than their knees! :roll:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

Having left the factory with far too much horsepower, this Harley struggles against the entire engineering department while they neuter it back to stock.

 

lemme seeee... 51... 52 ... 53 lost nuts on a 100 mile ride. Not too bad at all.

 

if you would have lost some weight you wouldnt of cracked the frame, now get me another bolt.

 

Welcome to XJBIKES.COM..we welcome riders of all motorcycles here (as long as they have 3 tuning forks! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

"I told you we couldn't jump his arm Pete"

 

Very nice 1!