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Christmas 2011 Photograph Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by RickCoMatic, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. RickCoMatic

    RickCoMatic Well-Known Member

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    "A Black Cat ran right in front of me. I didn't want to hurt the poor thing, so I slammed-on my brakes. I'm going to be late. So's Christmas!!!"

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    RickCoMatic, Dec 24, 2011
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  2. darkfibre

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    Well now I can tell him I have scraped the pegs on a corner.
     
    darkfibre, Dec 24, 2011
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  3. Myron

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    Maybe he won't notice.
     
    Myron, Dec 24, 2011
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    Honey I have the trailer jacked up, so what do I do next to get the flat wheel thingy off….

    FlyGp
     
    FlyGp, Dec 24, 2011
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  5. andrewlong

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    What do you expect, I am a woman driving a car.
     
    andrewlong, Dec 24, 2011
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  6. Bobbybonez

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    Merry christmas honey?
     
    Bobbybonez, Dec 24, 2011
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  7. gunnabuild1

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    That'll buff right out
     
    gunnabuild1, Dec 24, 2011
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  8. matie69

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    Did i put Eastenders on record???????
     
    matie69, Dec 25, 2011
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  9. MiGhost

    MiGhost Well-Known Member

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    Does this make it a street fighter?
    Well, that was easy!
     
    MiGhost, Dec 25, 2011
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  10. markie

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    The good news is I bought you a bike for Christmas.

    The bad news..............

    OR

    E Bay "Streetfighter project, couple of scratches here and there, I've tried to be as honest as possible"
     
    markie, Dec 25, 2011
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  11. Mad_Bohemian

    Mad_Bohemian Active Member

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    Honey, you know how you have always wanted a project bike to work on...well guess what you're getting for Christmas...
     
    Mad_Bohemian, Dec 25, 2011
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  12. cutlass79500

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    UM i think there is something wrong with the trailer its pulling to one side. Should i keep going or do you want to come look at it. The bike is strapped down tight i checked it
     
    cutlass79500, Dec 25, 2011
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  13. Yammadof

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    1. "So that's where that round ball thingy on the hitch was supposed to go....."

    2. "I wonder what Fitz is gonna say when I get this home....."
     
    Yammadof, Dec 25, 2011
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  14. markie

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    Fitz will say "Have you checked the rear brakes for delamination..?"
     
    markie, Dec 25, 2011
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    ive fallen and i cant get up!
     
    hendo68, Dec 25, 2011
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  16. MercuryMan

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    I just sent one text about how excited I was about your present, and I didn't notice I was in reverse!
     
    MercuryMan, Dec 25, 2011
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    Wait... This isnt the kichten.. What am i doing out here.
     
    AirdaleAherns, Dec 25, 2011
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  18. XJPilot

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    Stupid PO's!
     
    XJPilot, Dec 26, 2011
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  19. TIMEtoRIDE

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    But Huuneee, it's the thought that counts !!
     
    TIMEtoRIDE, Dec 26, 2011
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  20. bigfitz52

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    Honest-to-goodness TRUE story I'm not making it up...

    Ex-wife (#2) comes home one day and says "honey, the car sounds a little funny."

    So I went out and looked. The entire exhaust system from the converter back was missing. Gone. She said she hadn't heard/felt anything unusual in her days' driving.

    I vote for: "I thought I heard something scraping. Other than that I didn't notice anything..."
     
    bigfitz52, Dec 26, 2011
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  21. skw1972

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    haha.. off subject but ex-wife#1
    I left my keys at home for her (she'd lost hers)
    I get home later that day and find a note on the door....
    "Shane the front door key is under the mat"
    not even kidding
     
    skw1972, Dec 26, 2011
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  22. AirdaleAherns

    AirdaleAherns Member

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    ^ lol If you are robbing this house please dont look under mat..
     
    AirdaleAherns, Dec 26, 2011
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  23. bigfitz52

    bigfitz52 Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Oh, I believe you. Sheer genius.
     
    bigfitz52, Dec 26, 2011
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  24. tskaz

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    Not ex-wife related (got one of those) -

    Female customer asks me about her tropical fish tank: "I don't know, can you give a fish too much water?"

    You can't MAKE this stuff up.
     
    tskaz, Dec 26, 2011
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  25. Maxim-X

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    "Oi! Look wat I just dragged 'ome"!
     
    Maxim-X, Dec 27, 2011
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  26. BluesBass

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    "Honey, I told you these things were dangerous. You can't possibly still want to ride it..."
     
    BluesBass, Dec 27, 2011
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    Haha!

    "I guess this one's not so good at cornering."
     
    redsix, Dec 28, 2011
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    Perfect EBAY description there Markie
     
    skw1972, Dec 28, 2011
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    1: Whoops
    2: Houston....We have a problem.
    3: I wonder if i just keep going if anyone will notice?
     
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  30. skw1972

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    I guess the All State "mayhem" guy has ran away already?
    I just imagine him doing the voice over
     
    skw1972, Dec 29, 2011
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    A Harley would never fall off a trailer!
    I guess thats why they call them Jap crap.
     
    gunnabuild1, Dec 29, 2011
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    Agree that a Harley would be much more at home on the trailer
     
    skw1972, Dec 29, 2011
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    My goodness, the bottom of this trailer is so dirty! I wonder if I have a bottle of 409 and some paper towels in the trunk?
     
    jdpesz, Dec 31, 2011
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  34. mtnbikecrazy55

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    I KNEW it was safer to ride it home!
     
    mtnbikecrazy55, Dec 31, 2011
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    But Hon, it wasn't my fault -- I mean, like, I blew the horn!!
     
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    It was HIS fault -- he was just following me too closely!!
     
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