Vasectomy

Just wanted to comment on my vasectomy today. I brought my wife with me, letting her hold my hand while he cut on me. The whole experience was not bad at all... About the worse of it was when he numbed up my vas deferns themselves. I am in no pain right now. Its hardly uncomfortable (feels like I have lightly pulled my groin).

Regardless, recommended to others once you are sure you have had all the children you wish. The down side is that we have to wait 16 weeks until we are sure that I am firing blanks. We go 8 weeks, give up a sample, go 8 more weeks, give up a final sample. Can't wait, though, <G>.

 

If your having problems with your bowls filling up just say so, dont have to use all them thar technicalty terms...geeez :roll:

 

Yay for non-breeders! I had my vas last year. Couldn't be happier. Although it took me several years to find someone willing to do one on me because of age/ethics reasons.

In a conservative Republican state such as Indiana, almost NO surgeon will perform a vas if you are a.) under 25 or b.) not a parent (isn't that the POINT of the surgery?) so it took me a while to get mine done.

Hope you're not too sore. I was just fine. Went to work right after and played a show that night. A little tenderness, and I felt like I was wearing a diaper because they put a jock strap on me afterwards, but nothing major at all, haha.

 

Oh, Ima breeder. I have three children. That's enough, though. Condoms are hard for us to use (I am minorly allergic to latex down there). Pills don't work well (my wife grows non-malignant bumps all over the place when on them). Spermicide only lead to the birth of my first daughter. I can feel her diaphram... yadda yadda yadda... here we are

 

Three children?

Man, I have 6 and one of them is a 2 year old. His oldest brother is 27 Twin broyhers 24 a sister 21 and another brother 20. I had The vasectomy done. I acted like it hurt so bad. My wife treated me like a King. Now I have to take out the trash do honey do stuff. O yea I worked on a motorcycle. This is a bike forum

 

Looks like you found a hole in the Moderator fence ... huh?

This has NO Business appearing in this Yamaha XJ-Bike Forum.

You should be ashamed of yourself for Posting this nonsense in here.

I, for one, find this to be deplorable.

Please don't take advantage of Posting material like this when the Moderators are at work or won't be looking at the site for some time.

Can I get an Amen on that?

 

yes,
Amen!

 

Damn, I hear thats a bitch. I've know 2 guys who've ever talked about they're vasectomy, one of them being my father, the other being a dude I work with. Both had it not go entirely right in that the doctor didn't completely freeze one of their nads. Apparently my dad had a bag of frozen peas on his nads for a few days. The other fella was walking like a cowboy around work for a few days.

Me, I'm 21 years old and would like to meet a sweet girl I could spend the rest of my days with and have a couple kids.


Damn redneck, are you saying you're under 25, and not a parent nor do you ever want to be one?

In my mind thats a damn big....(and sorry but empty) thing to commit to. I mean if I'm understanding that right.



Also, I believe anything has the right to be in the General discussion forum on the XJ forums, unless its something extremely offensive or otherwise. Or else, what would be the point of having a "general forum" thats for things "not xj related?"

 

Lots of people know they don't want kids from early on. I never felt the need to bring another person into this world and I never will. Good for him for taking steps to see it doesn't happen. Better that than walking away from a kid and pretending it doesn't exist.

Unless you have some deep moral objection to birth control I don't see why this is such an offensive topic. Every other bike forum I go to has a section for off topic chat.

 

General Lounge
Introduce yourself, and everything else not related to XJ motorcycles...

Sorry. Thought I could talk about whatever wasn't related to our bikes in here. I did not mean to upset anyone.

 

Perhaps your last line should have read "How long before I can ride my XJ again?" That would make it all better. Sheesh.

 

Yes, at 25 I have no kids and have no desire to ever have kids. Neither does my partner. If it wasn't ridiculously invasive and expensive, she'd probably be 'fixed' as well.

I don't think it's an "empty" choice at all. I like kids. I used to teach pre-school. I substitute taught high school and junior high. I've got a niece and nephew who are totally awesome, and friends with kids that I think are rad. Despite that, I never have and never will want kids of my own. It's not that uncommon of a decision.

And to make this motorcycle-related... I was able to ride the next day no problem.

 

AMEN!!!! 8O

 

Hmmmmmmmmmm..
Yeah, how long before you feel like riding....?
I had mine a couple of years ago, only been riding for a year, so that thought never came into play.......

Otherwise... I had no problems..... 15 mins in and out.... cuddle up in front of the TV with some frozen peas for the rest of the day and all was fine.....
( other stats...3 kids... 16, 12 and 2 1/2) ... now you know why it was done

 

The Biker's Code
by Author Unknown
It used to be that all bikers shared a common bond, an unspoken code of ethics and behavior that transcended words and was built on actions. There was never a bible written on this Biker's Code and there was no need for such. But the times are a-changin' and there seems to be a lot of new riders out there.

These days the riders you see blastin' down the road are just as likely to be clad in shorts and sneakers as jeans and engineer boots. And the roughest, toughest-looking biker you pull up next to could be your doctor or lawyer and may be wearin' a Rolex watch under his leathers. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as these new riders learn the Code just as we old-timers did. Being a biker used to be about using your creativity to take a basket case old hawg and using only grit and ingenuity, turning it into a one-of-a-kind eye dazzler, then risking your life on the asphalt on a bike you made yourself out of pride. Bikers wore leather and grease because they knew cagers would just as soon run them down as look at them, so they had to be intimidating.


We were a breed unto ourselves with no union, no support group, and in many cases, no family (they threw us out). We had to make it in the world of our own, against all rules, against mainstream society, and against all odds.


We survived and prospered because of the Biker Code and we never took shit from anybody. As an old scooter bro once said, "It's every tramp's job to school the young. How else are they gonna know a Panhead from a bed pan?" With that in mind, we bring you a primer on the basic two-wheeled Code. Take heed, brothers and sisters, for our Code is a hallowed one filled with honor and loyalty, the likes of which have not been since the days of knighthood:


Don't take any shit. Be kind to women, children and animals, but don't take any bullshit. This is an essential part of being a biker. It has to do with respect and honor. Anyone can be a quick-tempered fool. Be cool, stand tall and backup what you say with action.


Never lie, cheat or steal. Another way of saying this is to always tell the truth. Bikers are always the greasy bad guys in the movies, but every real biker knows that his word is his bond. Your word is all you have in life that is truly yours. Guard it carefully and be something noble, for you are a true knight of the road.


Don't snitch. If you see a wrong, fight it yourself, if you are about anything. You'll take care of problems yourself and never feel the need to snitch someone off. Snitches are the lowest life forms on earth, right up there with biker thieves.


Don't Whine. Absolutely no one likes or respects a whiner. Another way to say this is hold your mud. Still another way to think of it is, "Don't sweat the small stuff" Most of life's little inconveniences work themselves out whether you whine or not. Keep your chin up, dammit! You're a biker, not some lowly snail..


Never say die and never give up. Whether it's in a fight, a debate, or a business deal, no matter how bad it gets, a biker never gives up.


Help others. When a brother or sister is broken down by the side of the road, always stop and help them. Even moral support, if that is all you can give, is better than riding on by. Remember life is about the journey, the ride, not getting there. You already are there. And don't just help bikers, show the world that we are better than our image portrays us. Courtesy costs you nothing and gives you everything.


Stick to your guns. Do what you say you'll do, be there when you say you will. This is called integrity. This also goes back to standing for something. Like the song says, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything."


Life is not a drill. Yeah, this ain't no dress rehearsal. This is life -- go out and take big bites of it. You've got no time to lose and bikers don't stand around waiting for the party to come to them. You only go around once. Tomorrow you could be road kill, thanks to a chain smoker asleep at the wheel of his Caddy. Live life now, make the most of each moment.


All right, now let's review.

You are a biker, a modern-day knight of the road.

Protect the weak, walk tall and stand proud.

Your word is your bond.

Stick to your guns.

Don't take any shit.

Life is not a drill.

Now go forth and ride. When in doubt, ride. That's what we do...ride. If you want to ride around in a Day-Glo Hawaiian shirt and sandals, go for it, but if you intend to look like a idiot, at least don't act like an idiot.

These commandments are just a few of the broad strokes, there is a lot more to being a biker than buying a bike. If you just buy a bike, you are a motorcyclist. Being a biker is a way of life, a proud way of life we hold in high regard with a burning passion for the open highway.

What say you