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"RickCoMatic Stuff" YICS Tool Named. New Release v01.1

Discussion in 'XJ Technical Chat' started by RickCoMatic, May 21, 2007.

  1. RickCoMatic

    RickCoMatic Well-Known Member

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    Since this little process works like a charm ... run with it!

    Why don't we just go right ahead and name this positively brilliant procedure right after the zany bald-headed, fat-guy who came up with the uncanny idea ... "Me!"

    You don't even need to use clothes line. Half-inch (12mm) strips of Cotton T-shirt ... knotted together (prison break fashion) to make a long section of cloth will also work just fine.

    Saturate the cotton with a Flame Retardant for safety and creating an air-tight blockage of the space when its "RickCoMatic Stuffed" into the YICS Passage. Fillipo Berio Olive Oil was use in Beta Testing and worked GREAT!

    Your own, absolutely FREE and disposable, sure-fire, foolproof, all natural, Environmentally safe ... poly-unsaturated, quick dissolving, fast-acting, pleasent tasting, "Green and Useful" Tool.

    Not so fast on that "Pleasent tasting"

    But ... it's OFFICIAL!

    "RickCoMaticly Stuff" that YICS Passage and you can tune that baby right now!!!

    Original Text after the founders brainstorm inventing it:

    Here's your own personal, handy and disposable YICS TOOL.

    I don't care what Material or Lubricating Agent or what variation you might add to make this different in any way ... the concept is mine. Therefore, I am naming The Concept.

    "RickCoMatic's YICS Stuff" (and a better name to be added later)!

    Sharp hook the end of a length of wire coat hanger.
    Snag the well-trimmed end of a length of COTTON Clothes Line to the wire.
    Wrap the splice with a bit of DUCT TAPE to prevent the Clothes Line from coming off the wire.
    Undo BOTH Caps on the openings to the YICS PASSAGE.
    Pass the wire through the passage and prepare to draw the Clothes Line through the YICS Passage.

    After the splice and taped end are started-in ... begin saturating the Cotton Clothes Line with MARVEL MYSTERY OIL. (MMO)
    As a cleaner, a fire-proof agent, top cylinder lube and most importantly ...
    A VAPOR BARRIER!

    Pull the MMO saturated clothes line through the opposite side.
    Leave several inches exposed.
    Cut.
    Stuff the MMO saturated clothes line back in the YICS PORT and replace end PLUG.
    Stuff the open side with MMO saturated clothes line.
    Replace plug.

    Balance Carbs.
    Set Mixtures.

    Remove "The RickCoMatic Stuff"
     
  2. Scrape

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    Absolutly brilliant Rick! We should all help you name your new tool...maybe something like: The RickCoMatic's YICS---> tampooniejammer..or...Tug'n plug. Great job anyway and thanks for sharing this wonderful idea.
     
  3. PainterD

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    I still use the rubber hose to do mine and it works just fine for me. I guess any way to block all the passages works one way or another.
     

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