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Christmas 2011 Photograph Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Hangout Lounge' started by RickCoMatic, Dec 24, 2011.

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  1. skw1972

    skw1972 Member

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    haha.. off subject but ex-wife#1
    I left my keys at home for her (she'd lost hers)
    I get home later that day and find a note on the door....
    "Shane the front door key is under the mat"
    not even kidding
     
    skw1972, Dec 26, 2011
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    ^ lol If you are robbing this house please dont look under mat..
     
    AirdaleAherns, Dec 26, 2011
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    Oh, I believe you. Sheer genius.
     
    bigfitz52, Dec 26, 2011
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    tskaz Active Member

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    Not ex-wife related (got one of those) -

    Female customer asks me about her tropical fish tank: "I don't know, can you give a fish too much water?"

    You can't MAKE this stuff up.
     
    tskaz, Dec 26, 2011
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    Maxim-X Well-Known Member

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    "Oi! Look wat I just dragged 'ome"!
     
    Maxim-X, Dec 27, 2011
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    "Honey, I told you these things were dangerous. You can't possibly still want to ride it..."
     
    BluesBass, Dec 27, 2011
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    Haha!

    "I guess this one's not so good at cornering."
     
    redsix, Dec 28, 2011
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  8. skw1972

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    Perfect EBAY description there Markie
     
    skw1972, Dec 28, 2011
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    1: Whoops
    2: Houston....We have a problem.
    3: I wonder if i just keep going if anyone will notice?
     
    wduke, Dec 29, 2011
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    I guess the All State "mayhem" guy has ran away already?
    I just imagine him doing the voice over
     
    skw1972, Dec 29, 2011
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    A Harley would never fall off a trailer!
    I guess thats why they call them Jap crap.
     
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    Agree that a Harley would be much more at home on the trailer
     
    skw1972, Dec 29, 2011
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    My goodness, the bottom of this trailer is so dirty! I wonder if I have a bottle of 409 and some paper towels in the trunk?
     
    jdpesz, Dec 31, 2011
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    I KNEW it was safer to ride it home!
     
    mtnbikecrazy55, Dec 31, 2011
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    But Hon, it wasn't my fault -- I mean, like, I blew the horn!!
     
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    It was HIS fault -- he was just following me too closely!!
     
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